October, 1999 - Jesse and Gunner
"The Meaner Wieners"
Hi everyone, and welcome to October! Well, it's that time of month again here at fuzzydog, and we're proud to present to you our POMs for October, a couple of Dangerous Desperado Dachsies also known as "The Meaner Wieners." Yes, there's a story behind all of this, and it starts this way:
"Ya wanna know what led us to our life of crime? We wuz good doggies most of our lives. Never wanted to get into a gang. Never done nuthun' but steal an extra piece of food now and then, chew on a Kleenex or paper towel. Heck I never even chewed on seat belts, shoes or anything like that when I was a kid. And then this hooman got it in her brain that we is uncontrollable. Heck, she ain't never seen Gunner run from a crow that landed on the ground next to him one day. He knew that crow wuz eyein' him fer dinner and that escape was uncontrollable. I never laughed so hard ever..."
Wanna hear the rest of it, partner? Well, then we suggest you head right quick over to Jesse and Gunner's Site at wienerweb.com! There's lots to see, lots to do, and lots to learn over there, so you better get going! And hey, if you (or your non-human companion) has what it takes, maybe you can even get into that really exclusive Meaner Wiener Club of theirs. Woof! --fuzzydog