April, 1998 - Bubba

Can you believe it's been a year? 

Yes folks, it's been a year since we started our little Pet of the Month feature, and believe it or not we're still going strong!  This month our POM honors go to Bubba, a Labrador Retriever who obviously has a lot of friends.  Aside from being a pretty cool non-human (as all of our Coolpets are), Bubba also has a Website that's worth a visit (or two, or three).  With a great collection of stories, jokes, and poems (both serious and not-so-serious), Bubba's site can both inform and amuse.  For instance, here's one cute snippit we found from the site:

POEM FOR NEW PUPPY OWNERS
Author unknown

Don't smell crotches, don't eat plants. Don't steal food or underpants. Don't eat my socks, don't grab my hair... DON'T RIP THE STUFFING FROM THAT CHAIR!

Don't eat those peas, don't touch that bush, Don't chew my shoes, what IS this mush?!? Eat your cookies, drink your drink, Outta the toilet! Outta the sink!

AWAY FROM THE LITTER BOX, IT'S FOR THE CAT! (and must you kiss me after that?!?)

Raising a puppy is not for the lazy, Those rugrats are funny but also quite crazy. Don't despair through the toil and the strife, 'Cause after three years you'll get back your life! So let's go for walkies, so you can do your "thing", And maybe I'll get back my good diamond ring!


Trust us, there's lots more of this stuff on Bubba's site, so take a visit over there and say 'hi' to Bubba for us!!  See y'all later!!