"Never trust a dog to watch your food." Patrick, age 10

  "When your dad is mad and asks you, 'Do I look stupid?' don't answer. " Hannah, 9

  "Never tell your mom her diet's not working. " Michael, 14

  "Stay away from prunes. " Randy, 9

  "Never pee on an electric fence. " Robert, 13

  "Don't squat with your spurs on. " Noronha, 13

  "Don't pull dad's finger when he tells you to. " Emily, 10

  "When your mom is mad at your dad, don't let her brush your hair. " Taylia,11

  "Never allow your three-year old brother in the same room as your school assignment. " Traci, 14

  "Don't sneeze in front of mum when you're eating crackers. " Mitchell,12

  "Puppies still have bad breath even after eating a Tic-Tac. " Andrew, 9

  "Never hold a dust buster and a cat at the same time. " Kyoyo, 9

  "You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk. " Armir, 9

  "Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts." Kellie, 11

  "If you want a kitten, start out by asking for a horse. " Naomi, 15

  "Felt markers are not good to use as lipstick. " Lauren, 9

  "Don't pick on your sister when she's holding a baseball bat. " Joel,10

  "When you get a bad grade in school, show it to your mom when she's on the phone. " Alyesha, 13

  "Never try to baptize a cat. " Eileen, 8