...Headlines of Horror, Part II...
ASTRONAUT TAKES BLAME FOR GAS IN SPACECRAFT
AIR HEAD FIRED
AUTOS KILLING 110 A DAY -- LET'S RESOLVE TO DO BETTER
BAN ON SOLICITING DEAD IN TROTWOOD
BRITISH UNION FINDS DWARFS IN SHORT SUPPLY
DEAF COLLEGE OPENS DOORS TO HEARING
DEALERS WILL HEAR CAR TALK AT NOON
DEATH CAUSES LONELINESS, FEELING OF ISOLATION
DEER KILL 17,000
FARMER BILL DIES IN HOUSE
HOSPITALS ARE SUED BY 7 FOOT DOCTORS
IRAQI HEAD SEEKS ARMS
KIDS MAKE NUTRITIOUS SNACKS
LAWMEN FROM MEXICO BARBECUE GUESTS
LOCAL HIGH SCHOOL DROPOUTS CUT IN HALF
LUNG CANCER IN WOMEN MUSHROOMS
MAN STRUCK BY LIGHTNING FACES BATTERY CHARGE
MILK DRINKERS ARE TURNING TO POWDER
NEW STUDY OF OBESITY LOOKS FOR LARGER TEST GROUP
NICARAGUA SETS GOAL TO WIPE OUT LITERACY
OLD SCHOOL PILLARS ARE REPLACED BY ALUMNI
PROSTITUTES APPEAL TO POPE
REAGAN WINS ON BUDGET, BUT MORE LIES AHEAD
SMOKERS ARE PRODUCTIVE, BUT DEATH CUTS EFFICIENCY
SOMETHING WENT WRONG IN JET CRASH, EXPERTS SAY
SOVIET VIRGIN LANDS SHORT OF GOAL AGAIN
SQUAD HELPS DOG BITE VICTIM
STEALS CLOCK, FACES TIME
SURVIVOR OF SIAMESE TWINS JOINS PARENTS
TYPHOON RIPS THROUGH CEMETERY; HUNDREDS DEAD