One For The Gals

Q: Why are all dumb blonde jokes one-liners?
A: So men can remember them.

Q: Why is psychoanalysis quicker for men than for women?
A: When it's time to go back to childhood, he's already there.

Q: What is the only time a man thinks about a candlelight dinner?
A: When the power goes off.

Q: What do men and women have in common?
A: They both distrust men.

Q: What do you instantly know about a well-dressed man?
A: His wife is good at picking out clothes.

Q: What is the difference between a man and childbirth?
A: One can be terribly painful and sometimes almost unbearable while the other is just having a baby.

Q: What is the difference between a single 40-year-old woman and a single 40-year-old man?
A: The 40-year-old woman thinks often of having children and the 40-year-old man thinks often about dating them.

Q: What do women dream of?
A: Women dream of world peace, a safe environment, and eliminating hunger.

Q: What do men dream of?
A: Being stuck in an elevator with the Doublemint twins.

Q: What is the one thing that all men at singles bars have in common?
A: They're married.

Q: What's the difference between government bonds and men?
A: Bonds mature.

Q: What's the difference between a man and E.T.?
A: E.T. phoned home.

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