"You can't bench press your way out of this one."
JINGLE ALL THE WAY (PG)
In Jingle All The Way, Arnold Schwazenegger plays Howard Langston, an ever-on-the-go businessman who never seems to have enough time for his family. Howard has a history of disappointing his son Jamie (Jake Lloyd), turning up as a no-show in all of the important events of Jamie's life. Well, after missing his son's karate class one day, Jake decides to make it up to Jamie, promising to get him the hottest toy of the season, a Turbo Man doll. Unfortunately, it's Christmas Eve and, as Jake quickly learns, Turbo Man has been sold out for weeks...
It doesn't take much imagination to guess where this is all going. Jingle All The Way is very simply a mad-scramble-to-get-a-hot-toy-for-Christmas movie that tries to be funny and exciting and heart-warming all in one neat little package. Unfortunately, this movie doesn't live up to expectations.
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I will concede that the ending parade sequence was a pretty entertaining piece in itself, but it doesn't make up for the rest of Jingle, which is disappointingly formulaic, juvenile, and mean-spirited. Stay away from this one if you can...
Responses from cyberspace--thanks for writing!
Eoakwell@BTInternet.com
gives this movie stars.
(12/12/00)
Topenga gives this movie stars: "This
was a good movie. It had everything that a good holiday movie should have.
" (10/2/00)
rfksecond2@cs.com
gives this movie stars: "funny." (6/19/00)
David Rogers gives this movie stars: "What
is wrong with you people? This was one of Arnold's best! Not as good as
the Running Man, but at least it wasn't as crappy as Terminater 2!" (5/6/00)
anna.kinard@gte.net
gives this movie star: "I
live in Minnesota, snow only looks like that when it is July, and it is
fake. Arnold should stick to action/adventure." (11/30/98)
benray55@hotmail.com
gives this movie stars: "Why
does everyone hate this movie I like Arnie as an action hero and he did
a great job in this too. Sinbad was kind of annoying, and the part wih
James Belushi was stupid, but the whole movie was great and the ending
was not what I expceted. Recommended!" (4/22/98)
angela@netcomuk.co.uk
gives this movie stars: "Jingle
All The Way was never presented as 'War and Peace', it's a great cotton
candy movie for the child in all of us. I bought it for my son and
the whole family enjoyed it. I am an unashamed Schwarzenegger fan
anyway and know that Arnold is not a great actor, and I'm sure he knows
it, but he is a great entertainer. And surely that is what counts." (2/18/98)
David gives this movie stars: "What
a dodgy film. Some fun parts but that's it. It's full of sh**! It's drags
on and on and only a movie for real immature kiddies! It sucked!"
(1/24/98)
wbrooks210@aol.com
gives this movie stars: "This
movie was very entertaining to my 3year old grandson. I only problem I
had with this movie is that my grandson is convinced that there is a Turbo
Man doll and I can't convince him otherwise. He has been in every toy store
asking for it. What's a grandmother to do? Would love to know if there
is such a doll and if so where it can be purchased or if there are any
plans for future manufacturing of one" (12/5/97)
Enta gives this movie star: "During
this movie (which might I add was made specifically for children) I counted
four occasions where there was cursing, and two occasions of adult men
drinking alcohol. This is not something that I think little kids should
be exposed to." (12/4/97)
Scot Jaster gives this movie
stars. (12/4/97)
Greg Barta gives this movie stars: "it
was funny ever time when they bust stuff and i watched it it was pretty
good of a movie it was pretty coll but the kid he gets mad at two parts
of the movie but i liked i give 4.5 stars man cause i thought it harlous
wel, gotta chow seya" (11/23/97)
jgrant5083@aol.com
gives this movie stars: "It's
awesome." (11/22/97)
Frank Pagan says: "the movie was only good when arnold got into that turbo man suit. he {arnold} should have bin turbo man . also the theme music for turbo man was great. the character turbo man was a good idea ,and was an exelent superhero, yet it was lost in the movie do to the fact that arnold and sinbad acting like idiots." (11/21/97)
soosaar@ttk17.edu.ee
gives this movie film: "good
film." (10/29/97)