"This new one we're tracking is the size of Texas..."
ARMAGEDDON (PG-13)
Reviewed July 4, 1998 - Check out the Armageddon web site.
It wasn't that long ago that our Earth faced the unwelcome arrival of a large celestial body in Deep Impact, and lo and behold, here we go again. In Deep Impact it was a comet, and in Armageddon it's an asteroid, but the end result is the same. A "global killer" is what it's called...with an impact so powerful that it would instantly burn or drown half the Earth's population, and leave the other half to freeze to death in a thousand-year cloudcover of dust. With only eighteen days before impact, NASA Director Dan Truman (Billy Bob Thornton) recruits a highly-skilled but undisciplined drilling crew headed by Harry Stamper (Bruce Willis) to save the world. Their mission: take a couple of space shuttles up to the asteroid, dig an 800-foot hole, and detonate a nuclear warhead in that hole in order to split the asteroid in half, changing its trajectory and causing it to miss our little blue planet.
Simple, right? Notwithstanding the fact that Stamper and his crew have no experience in space, and that Stamper is not on best terms with his lead crewman A.J. (Ben Affleck), who just happens to be in love with Stamper's daughter Grace (Liv Tyler), the crew decides to go forward with the plan. Oh, the pressures of saving the world.
Directed by Michael Bay and produced by Jerry Bruckheimer, Armageddon is a film that makes no pretense about what it's about. Namely, it's about special effects, it's about big action sequences, it's about blowing things up, and it's about making lots of noise. LOTS of noise. From beginning to end, Armageddon feels like it's running on fast-forward, going from scene to scene and plotline to plotline without hardly a pause. The only real goal, it seems, is to squeeze as many action sequences as possible in a two and a half hour movie, and on this count Armageddon definitely succeeds. The special effects are, as you'd expect, excellent, with a number of sequences (the initial asteroid shower, the destruction of Paris...) being particularly memorable. If this is what you're looking for, Armageddon's for you. Unfortunately, as with many films of this type, character development and dialog really do suffer, and you'll find the same here. Still, for what it's worth Armageddon is a somewhat entertaining film, and a better one than its comet-hits-Earth predecessor Deep Impact. Let's just hope that our Earth (and our theaters) can get a break from all these massive flying rocks for a while...
Responses from cyberspace--thanks for writing!
josie gives this movie stars.
(5/27/01)
Eoakwell@BTInternet.com
gives this movie stars: "Excellent
special Effects, but is boring and the acting is dull " (12/12/00)
rfksecond@cs.com
gives this movie stars: "Not
as good as Deep Impact. Better action and effects, though. Problem...after
problem...after problem...and...hey! Wait? Do we have any [insert space
tool her] left? I think I have a plan! That's basically the movie
but it's better than I'm making it sound." (6/17/00)
David Rogers gives this movie star: "This
is (without a doubt) THE WORST MOVIE EVER! The acting stood out, the FX
were cheesey, and the costumes looked like they were going to fall apart!
And don't get me started on the script! Godzilla's phrase may have been
"Size Does Matter", but this film stole it and put it to evil
use by giving the movie an unnecessary overlong running time. If any movie
out there wants the title of THE WORST MOVIE EVER, be careful, this is
a tough opponent!" (4/27/00)
jessfroggy@prodigy.net
gives this movie stars: "this
movie sucked daddy gimme a break the ending was so phony i wanted to barf.
i wish the asteroid would of hit and the whole cast" (8/18/99)
enranca@kabelfoon.nl
gives this movie stars:
"2 stars for the movie. 3 stars for the soundtrack. 5 stars for ARMAGEDDON!!!!" (6/24/99)
piedra@pcsrock.com
gives this movie stars: "This
movie sucked, too much for the FX, too little for Science, the only recoverable
part is the soundtrack..." (6/4/99)
MrsStephanie86@yahoo.com
gives this movie stars: "It
was the best movie I had ever seen.It me cry everyme I seen it!" (4/24/99)
harrin62@ops2.ops.org says: "I thought that it was the best movie and should have been given a better rating." (1/26/99)
sls1510@aol.com gives
this movie stars. (1/16/99)
gbfansc@hotmail.com
gives this movie stars. (12/17/98)
d-park@cornell-iowa.edu
gives this movie stars: "If
there were a no star rating I would've given the movie that. The film could've
been called Con Air in space, with all the reliance on the same character
personas used over and over and over again in all of Bruckheimer's films.
The acting was horrible, except for Billy Bob Thorton, who looked as if
he were lost in the the land of the stupid. Someone explain to me why a
machine gun is needed in outer space. What? Are there terrorists waiting
on the asteroid? This movie proved that machoisms and special effects can't
hold up a film." (12/10/98)
green47976@aol.com
gives this movie stars: "Armageddon
was the best asteroid/comet movie I ever saw because it has a lot of action." (11/16/98)
George Davitos gives this movie stars: "It
was a good movie a very good movie with fantastic special effects but I
didn't like Bruce Willis." (9/25/98)
George gives this movie stars.
(9/24/98)
andersch@eglin.af.mil
gives this movie stars: "best
movie ever!!!!!!!!!!" (9/23/98)
sbeirne@nsw.bigpond.net.au
gives this movie stars.
(9/23/98)
jboff@mail.utexas.edu
gives this movie stars: "This
movie is awesome. I saw the very first showing at 12:01 in the morning
on July 1 and I loved it so much I went two days later to see it again." (9/22/98)
vanwingk@river.it.gvsu.edu
gives this movie stars: "I
thought the movie was a great romantic action pact film. It was a good
movie to see with friends. I highly recommend it to anyone who is looking
for a date film. It's a must see." (9/21/98)
tessbaby@hotmail.com
gives this movie stars: "it
was a great movie. Lots of action. And very sad. I loved it. And the acting
was excellent!!!" (9/15/98)
stone cold#2 gives this movie stars: "This
movie had awsome special effects. Twords the end you did not know what
was going to happen. I give it two thubs up." (9/9/98)
stacymetz@netscape.com
gives this movie stars: "I
thought this movie was the best! It is a must see!" (9/5/98)
little3eyes@yahoo.com
gives this movie stars: "Great
effects and great cast! Is the meteor shower possible to happen in real
life? And is it possible for the drillers to go to the outerspace? please
e-mail me at little3eyes@yahoo.com for the answers to my questions. Thanks!" (9/3/98)
macklin@pivot.net
gives this movie stars: "This
movie is a global killer!! It is a very good movie for everybody to see!
I would reccomand that you se it and buy the movie when it comes out on
video!" (8/29/98)
Mach It gives this movie stars: "I
think it had outstanding effects. The movie gives suspence and you don't
really know what could be sneeking up on you next! Two thumbs way up!!" (8/27/98)
marder@inter.net.il
gives this movie stars: "This
movie was so great, i loves it very much! And if u read this and u didn't
see the movie yet...go see it now!!! Steve Buscemi was great in this movie
like he us in all his moives!!! I love u Steve!!" (8/25/98)
twister234@rocketmail.com
gives this movie stars: "This
movie is a must see, the acting was great along with the plot. I would
say I liked it even better then Titanic." (8/25/98)
jgrasmick@grasmick.com
gives this movie stars: "I
thought "Armageddon" was a movie of epic poporions and not just
three or two stars but mabey four. It was a funny and couragious." (8/20/98)
Dave gives this movie stars: "Stupid
is stupid does. And this movie proves it." (8/1/98)
nickblaskowski@hotmail.com
gives this movie stars: "Better
than the other recent asteroid movie,Deep Impact!But working with NASA,Apollo
13 was much much better!I liked this one alot!But not enough to call it
5 stars.I liked the cast,I liked the ending!What I didn't like was that
these guys were oildrillers trying to save the world!No education in being
an astronaut.......let's just say that I wouldn't want these guys saving
the world in real life!" (7/25/98)
Adam Tremaine gives this movie stars: "Well
thought out touching movie with good acting and great special effects" (7/22/98)
A Girl gives this movie stars: "I
liked this movie a lot! And I'm not a big action fan. Maybe it's dumb,
but I thought the ending was sweet. I would say my favorite parts but I
don't want to give it away to anyone who hasn't seen it." (7/7/98)
Armageddon gives this movie stars: "What
a great movie tha Special FX was tight! A Must See Of the Summer!" (7/4/98)