Our first batch of quotables...entries from 1996-1998!!

"Hey, fatty!!" -- Liar, Liar (Terra 12/28/98)

"You sure is uglyyyy!" -- The Color Purple (Terra 12/28/98)

"TOEPICK!" -- The Cutting Edge (Jennifer 12/26/98)

"Locksley! I'm gonna cut your heart out with a spoon!" -- Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves (Ann 12/24/98)

"You can do it all night long!" -- The Waterboy (anonymous entry 12/21/98)

"She's a man baby, yeah!" -- Austin Powers (Kat 12/21/98)

"I just get really happy when they let her shop!" -- Romy and Michele's High School Reunion (Kat 12/21/98)

"I want him dead. I want his family dead. I want his house burnt to the ground so I can piss on his head!" -- The Untouchables (Jeremy L. 12/18/98)

"I'll make him an offer he can't refuse." -- The Godfather (Jeremy L. 12/18/98)

"You are the best of the best of the best." -- Men In Black (anonymous entry 12/11/98)

"Who's going to monitor the monitor of the monitor?" -- Enemy of the State (Beebs 12/9/98)

"Love for a pirate is the kiss of a salt wind...the curve of a white sail...the whisper of an enemy's well-slit throat. That's love, Frederick!" -- The Pirate Movie (anonymous entry 12/3/98)

"TOGA!!! TOGA!!!" -- Animal House (anonymous entry 12/3/98)

Otter: "Flounder, I'm appointing you head of the Social Commitee." Flounder: "Great! ...what do I have to do?" Otter: "It means you have to take us to...Food King!" -- Animal House (anonymous entry 12/3/98)

"Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die." -- The Princess Bride (anonymous entry 12/3/98)

"Foobar!!" -- Saving Private Ryan (David 12/2/98)

"If my dog was as ugly as you I'd shave his butt and tell him to walk backward." -- The Sandlot (Kassidi 11/29/98)

Wyatt: "Damn right you're scared, I can see that in your eyes." -- Tombstone (Kassidi 11/29/98)

Doc: "Wyatt Earp is my friend."
Creek Johnson: "Hell, I got lots of friends."
Doc: "I don't." -- Tombstone (Kassidi 11/29/98)

"What are you waiting for, huh?!" -- I Know What You Did Last Summer (Nick B. 11/28/98)

Doc: "And you music lover you're next."
Music Lover: "It's the drunk piano player. You're so drunk you can't hit nothin'. In fact you're probably seein' double."
Doc: "I have two guns, one for each of ya'." -- Tombstone (Kassidi 11/28/98)

Doc: "What do you think darlin' should I hate him?"
Katie: "You don't even know him."
Doc" "I don't know, he reminds me of....me. Nope I'm sure of it.  I hate him." -- Tombstone (Kassidi 11/28/98)

Police: "this is my number. call me if you have anything to help the investigation."
Jada Pinkett: "investigation! f**k your investigation! you son of a b***h!" -- Set it Off (Beebs 11/27/98)

"Not only can I do that for you, I can do that for you." -- The Waterboy (Kassidi 11/27/98)

"Just trying to have a little fun before I die." -- Armageddon (Kassidi 11/27/98)

"I farted and I'm afraid to move." -- Grumpier Old Men (anonymous entry 11/26/98)

"Oh Romeo, Romeo. Wherefore art thou Romeo?" -- Romeo and Juliet (Melissa 11/25/98)

Harry: "Grace I know I said I'd be coming back, but I'm gonna have to break that promise."
Grace: "Yeah, well i have to too when I said I didn't want to be like you, because I am like you." -- Armageddon (Kassidi 11/21/98)

"I say we all stay and die, but that's me." -- Armageddon (Kassidi 11/21/98)

"This is my job."
"You go take care of my little girl, that's your job." -- Armageddon (Kassidi 11/21/98)

Mr Pink: "Is it bad?"
Mr White: "As opposed to good?" -- Reservoir Dogs (anonymous entry 11/20/98)

"May I shake the hand of the daughter of the bravest man I've ever met?" -- Armageddon (Kassidi 11/16/98)

"I had a perfect place picked out there!" -- Armageddon (Kassidi 11/16/98)

"This is my peter...friend, Peter! We just ran into each other here at the intersexual...homosection...intersection!" -- In and Out (Ken B. 11/16/98)

"He doesn't KNOW how to fail." -- Armageddon (Kassidi 11/15/98)

"Haven't you seen Boyz 'N The Hood? Now one of us is going to get shot." -- Swingers (Jess 11/12/98)

"I've never seen a dead body before. I saw my grandmother of course but I don't think that counts. I mean, she was alive at the time." -- Shallow Grave (Jess 11/12/98)

"With all the space tech. in the galexy we drive around in a ford POS." -- Men in Black (Andrew 11/8/98)

"What are you, the Spice Boys?" -- The Big Hit (Krista 11/5/98)

"We will hang in my crib. I will show you my hood." -- Rush Hour (Krista 11/5/98)

John McClane: "Another basement, another elevator, how can the same sh*t happen to the same guy twice?" -- Die Hard 2 (Goofy 11/5/98)

Wayne:"And you know what the worst part of all is: I never learned to read....."
Cassandra: "Is That true?"
Wayne: "Yes, everything exept for the reading part" -- Wayne's World (Goofy 11/5/98)

"May i use this moment to say i'm deeply moved..."
"Yeah well, that makes one of us" -- The Glimmerman (Goofy 11/5/98)

Flash: "Danger is my middle name"
Hallenbach: "Mine's Cornelius, tell anyone and i'll kill you" -- The Last Boyscout (Goofy 11/5/98)

Sommerset: "Hemmingway once wrote: The world is a fine place, and worth fighting for..... I agree with the second part." -- Seven (Ivo S. 11/5/98)

Randy: "Never ever, under any curcomstance say: I'll be right back, cause you wont be back..."
Stu: "I'm gonna get another beer, want one?"
Randy: "Sure"
Stu: "I'LL BE RIGHT BACK!!!" -- Scream (Ivo S. 11/5/98)

"It's not the size that counts. It's how you use it!" -- Robin Hood: Men in Tights (Anne 11/3/98)

Janet Leigh: "It's Halloween, everyone's entitled to one good scare --- "
Jamie Lee Curtis: "I've had my share" -- Halloween H20 (David 11/1/98)

"Welcome to Earth." -- Independence Day (Nick B. 10/31/98)

"If knowledge is power, then a god am I!" -- Batman Forever (Bennid 10/27/98)

Wadsworth: "You see? Like the Mounties, we always get our man."
Mr. Green: "Mrs. Peacock was a man?" -- Clue (anonymous entry 10/24/98)

"It's the not the size of the nose, it's what's in it that matters." -- Roxanne (Ken B. 10/23/98)

"We got no food we got no jobs, our pet's heads are fallin off!!!!" -- Dumb and Dumber (Kevinluver 10/20/98)

Mrs. Doubtfire (looking at her burnt bra): "First day as a woman, and I'm already getting hot flashes." -- Mrs. Doubtfire (Ken B. 10/18/98)

(This is sung) "Billy past the third grade Oh what a wonderful day,Billy past the third grade the Billy Madison waaaayyyyyyyyyy" -- Billy Madison (anonymous entry 10/18/98)

"It's one of those flaming sacks of poop again" -- Billy Madison (Kassidi and Sam 10/17/98)

Billy: "I have a feeling that something bads gonna happen to your family, but i have to go study" -- Billy Madison (Kassidi and Sam 10/17/98)

"Never a story with more woo than Juliet and her Romeo" -- Romeo and Juliet (Kassidi and Sam 10/17/98)

"Shampoo is better it cleans the hair, conditioner is better it smooths the hair, quit looking at me swan" -- Billy Madison (anonymous entry 10/16/98)

Michael: "You can't dance"
Jewls: "I've got moves you've never seen" -- My Best Friends Wedding (anonymous entry 10/16/98)

Kimmy: "He sucks soup through his front teeth"
Jewls: "Don't touch that one, thats a trade mark" -- My Best Friends Wedding (anonymous entry 10/16/98)

Michael: "Jewls, I'm getting married." -- My Best Friends Wedding (anonymous entry 10/16/98)

"I would have rathered one touch of her skin, one breath of her hair, than an eternity without it." -- City of Angels (Ramon 10/16/98)

"Why do you have to tear him down. He wanted nothing from any of you. Nothing. Nothing. Nothing." -- Phenomenon (Ramon 10/16/98)

"You make me wanna be a better man." -- As Good As It Gets (Ramon 10/16/98)

Roz: "Here, Violet, you can put this up on the bulletin board."
Violet: "Thanks, Roz, I know just where I can stick it." -- 9 to 5 (Ken B. 10/16/98)

Prime Minister Francis Urquhart: "You might very well think that. I couldn't possibly comment." -- House of Cards, To Play the King (Ken B. 10/16/98)

"Fart whenever you like!" -- The Man in the Iron Mask (Krista 10/13/98)

Christine: "We will both burn in hell."
Louis: "No, no, no. No, my love. YOU will burn in hell. I will not, for I am king. Ordained by GOD." -- The Man in the Iron Mask (Krista 10/13/98)

"Diddo." -- Ghost (anonymous entry 10/13/98)

"In life there are defining moments, you can either define the moment or the moment will define you." -- Tin Cup (Pons 10/13/98)

Bowerman: "Look at that magnificent little son of a b****, he knows he can't out sprint Veiron so he's going to sprint 600 yards." -- Prefontaine (Wag 10/13/98)

"I'm not thinking about making the team, I'm thinking about gold in Munich." -- Prefontaine (Brent W. 10/13/98)

"Man I feel like I'm gonna break this damn thing" -- Men in Black (anonymous entry 10/12/98)

"Bond, James Bond" -- James Bond (anonymous entry 10/10/98)

"Follow the yellow brick road" -- Wizard of Oz (anonymous entry 10/10/98)

Killer: "what's your favorite scary movie?"
Randy: "Showgirls. Absolutely frightening." -- Scream 2 (anonymous entry 10/10/98)

"Love is never having to say your sorry." -- Now and Then (anonymous entry 10/10/98)

"Step away from the busted-@$$ vehicle" -- Men In Black (anonymous entry 10/10/98)

Sidney: "There's one thing you don't remember about Billy Lommis. I killed him." -- Scream 2 (anonymous entry 10/10/98)

Randy: "There are certain rules in order to make a successful sequel.Rule #1, the body count is always higher.Rule#2, the death scenes are always much more elaborate, carnage candy. Rule#3, never assume the killer is dead" -- Scream 2 (anonymous entry 10/10/98)

"Then i realized he has you on a pedestal, and me in his arms" -- My Best Friend's Wedding (Kass 10/10/98)

"Pitchers got a BIG BUTT" -- Rookie of the Year (Quinn 10/10/98)

Ray: "Did you know my neighbor has 3 rabbits?" -- Jerry Maguire (Quinn 10/10/98)

Julie: "No Don't even, He was right here"
Berry: "What, did the crabs carry him away?" -- I Know What You Did Last Summer (Stacey 10/10/98)

Cici: "Why do you always answer a question with a question?"
Killer: "I'm inquisitive"
Cici: "Yeah,well i'm impatient" -- Scream 2 (Kassidi 10/9/98)

J: "NYPD Knock your punk @$$ down" -- Men in Black (Kassidi 10/10/98)

Wyatt: "Tell em' i'm coming and hell is coming with me!" -- Tombstone (Quinn 10/9/98)

"This is where the killer comes back alive for his last scare"
"Not in my movie" -- Scream (Kassidi 10/9/98)

"Hang up the damn phone and star 69 his @$$" -- Scream 2 (Kassidi 10/9/98)

"What a woman! I tell ya, when she walks in a room, the mice jump on chairs." -- Ladybugs (Ken B. 10/9/98)

"Me an' you go way back. Jump rope. Kindegaten. Pitty-Pat. Red light green light. Red light... green light." -- Money Talks (April 10/9/98)

"I'll be back." -- Terminator 2 (Eric P. 10/9/98)

Doc: "I'm your huckleberry." -- Tombstone (Quinn 10/8/98)

Rutger Hauer as Roy Batty: "I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die." -- Blade Runner (Sam P. 10/6/98)

"I shagged her rotten, baby, yeah!" -- Austin Powers (Krista 10/3/98)

"Where's your car?"
"Our dad got mad and took it away." -- A Night at the Roxbury (Val 10/3/98)

We're the Spice Girls, yes indeed, just Girl Power is all we need. We know how we got this far, strength and courage and a WonderBra! -- Spiceworld (Val 10/3/98)

Emma: "We can't dance like that."
Dance instructor: "I know. I've seen your videos." -- Spiceworld (Val 10/3/98)

Victoria: It's always the same. I never know what to wear.
Mel C: Must be so hard for you, Victoria. I mean, should you wear the little Gucci dress, the little Gucci dress, or...the little Gucci dress!
Victoria: Exactly.
Emma: I know. Why don't you wear the Little Gucci Dress?
Victoria: Good idea. Thanks, Em. -- Spiceworld (Val 10/3/98)

Chris Kattan/Tom Cruise: "You complete me."
Will Ferrell/Renee Zellweger: "Shut up. Just shut up. You had me at hello." -- A Night at the Roxbury/Jerry Maguire (Val 10/3/98)

"Come on, fight the grasshopper..." -- A Bug's Life (Lawrence 10/3/98)

Leia: "I like nice men."
Han: "I'm nice men." -- The Empire Strikes Back (Brent W. 10/3/98)

Leia: "Why, you ignorant, pig-headed, scruffy-looking, NERF herder!
Han: "Who's scruffy-lookin'?" -- The Empire Strikes Back (Brent W. 10/3/98)

Inga: "In other words, his veins, his feet, his hands, his organs would all have to be increased in size."
Dr. Frankenstein: "Exactly."
Inga: "He would have an enormous schvanstuker."
Dr. Frankenstein: <pause> "That goes without saying."
Igor: "He is going to be very popular." -- Young Frankenstein (Ken B. 10/2/98)

Chris: "Mitch, do me a favor, would you? Taste this...What? too sweet?"
Mitch: "What is it?"
Chris: "I don't know. I found it in one of the labs." -- Real Genius (Ken B. 10/1/98)

"Everything I've ever done has been for you!" -- Great Expectations (Val 9/30/98)

"What's it like not to feel anything?" -- Great Expectations (Val 9/30/98)

"What's your last name?"
"It's Goulia."
"Goulia? Julia's name is going to be Julia Goulia. That's funny." -- The Wedding Singer (Val 9/30/98)

Tommy: "That's typical. First class dogs come down here to take a sh**." -- Titanic (Val 9/30/98)

"Breathe.  Just breathe." -- Ever After (Val 9/30/98)

"Oh, behave!" -- Austin Powers (Val 9/30/98)

Mustard: Wadsworth, am I right in thinking there is nobody else in this house?
Wadsworth: No
Mustard: So there is somebody else in this house?
Wadsworth: No, I'm sorry. I said "no" meaning "yes".
Mustard: No meaning yes? Listen I just want a clear answer from you. Is there somebody else, or isn't there, yes or no?
Wadsworth: Umm, no.
Mustard: No there is or no there isn't?
Wadsworth: Yes. -- Clue (Katherine R. 9/29/98)

Senator Smith: "Either I'm right or I'm crazy!"
Senator Thompson: "You wouldn't care to put that to a vote, would you Senator?" -- Mr. Smith Goes to Washington (Ken B. 9/24/98)

Tina (to Michael Myers): "You know that's exactly what I get, Mike. Nothing. Stop here I wanna buy a pack of cigarettes. I said stop the God damn car. I wanna pack of cigarettes. Come on. Well? Psycho boyfriend." -- Halloween 5 (Delia M. 9/23/98)

Lynda: The only reason why she babysitts is to have a place to....
Laurie: S*!t.
Anne : I have a place for that. -- Halloween: The Night He Came Home (Delia M. 9/23/98)

Mike: How long ar eyou guys gonna wait to call your girls?
Trent & Sue: Ahh... 6 days! -- Swingers (Chris M. 9/23/98)

Lindo: Who are you?
Travolta: I'm the one that's telling you how it is. -- Get Shorty (anonymous entry 9/23/98)

"You wish." -- Stand By Me (anonymous entry 9/19/98)

Warren: "Why don't you take these CD's and shove them up your a$$?"
Lucas: "Because it would hurt a lot, Warren." -- Empire Records (Karen 9/19/98)

"That's the most amount of acid I've ever seen anybody eat!!!" -- Cheech & Chong Up in Smoke (Josh B. 9/15/98)

"You complete me." -- Jerry Maguire (Lorraine S. 9/12/98)

George Kuffs: "Have you heard about the gold thats going on in Brazil right now?" -- Kuffs (Peter M. 9/9/98)

"You gotta little spicy on your lip" -- A Time to Kill (Linnea 9/6/98)

Joker: "Wait till they get a load of me." -- Batman (anonymous entry 9/6/98)

Rico: "I think I figured how they're gonna escape"
Garber: "How"
Rico: "They're gonna hijack the train to Cuba"
Garber: "Your a sick man, Rico" -- The Taking of Pelham One Two Three (Kenny V. 9/5/98)

"Come on.....Pelican!" -- Scarface (Kenny V. 9/5/98)

"Good, bad, I'm the guy with the gun." -- Army of Darkness (Austin 9/3/98)

"Where does he get those wonderful toys." -- Batman (Joe A. 8/30/98)

"If I'm not back in five minutes....just wait longer" -- Ace Ventura (Nikki 8/29/98)

"This sucks more then anything that has ever sucked before" -- Beavis and Butthead Do America (Nikki 8/29/98)

Lancelot-"Tell the King that he always saw the best that's in me." Guinevere- "And what shall i tell myself?" Lancelot- "That there was once a man who loved you too much to change you" -- First Knight (Stephanie 8/27/98)

"You're getting married?" -- My Best Friend's Wedding (Nick B. 8/27/98)

"Here's my exit!" -- My Best Friend's Wedding (Nick B. 8/27/98)

"Yeah, I'm sure your all just taking a pis!" -- There's Something About Mary (Nick B. 8/27/98)

"Is that hair gel?" -- There's Something About Mary (Nick B. 8/27/98)

"Who's the more foolish - the fool or the fool who follows him?" -- Star Wars (Sarah 8/25/98)

Sherriff: "Enough! King illegal first to kill wild pig in it is." Robin and Marian: "What?" Sherriff: "I mean, don't you know it's illegal to kill a wild pig in the king's forest?" -- Robin Hood: Men in Tights (Sarah 8/25/98)

Robin: "Blinkin, they've taken the castle!" Blinkin: "I thought it felt a bit drafty." -- Robin Hood: Men in Tights (Sarah 8/25/98)

"@$$hole, broke his arm." -- That Thing You Do! (Ashleigh 8/25/98)

"I'm going to learn to walk, and get the hell out of here." -- Look Who's Talking Too (Allyssa 8/25/98)

"That boy is a P-I-G pig." -- Animal House (Brenda 8/25/98)

"Ramon quit jerking off and bring the car around!" -- Romy and Michele's High School Reunion (Stef 8/24/98)

"You paid a whole dollar for that?" -- Romy and Michele's High School Reunion (Stef 8/24/98)

Lenny: "I've played a lot of cards. Obviously. Wanna see my deck? (flashes card) You gotta be quick! You gotta be quick with me! Im from Erie PA." -- That Thing You Do! (Stef 8/24/98)

Lenny: "Oh I'm not here with these fellows'. I got a pig in competition over at the livestock pavilion and I am gonna win that blue ribbon!" -- That Thing You Do! (Stef 8/24/98)

"Go to bed Russ." -- National Lampoon's Vacation (Stef 8/24/98)

Clubber Lang: "i can't be beat, i won't be beat!" -- Rocky 3 (Amber H. 8/21/98)

"I could've been a contender instead of a bum, which is what i am" -Marlon Brando in A Streetcar Named Desire (Amber H. 8/21/98)

Ray Liotta: "Ever since i was a kid i wanted to be a gangster." -- Goodfellas (Amber H. 8/21/98)

Johnny Cage to Goro: "Those were $500 dollars @$$hole!" -- Mortal Kombat (Amber H. 8/21/98)

Superman: "Don't worry, i've got you." Lois: "you got me?! who's got you?!" -- Superman (Amber H. 8/21/98)

Tybalt: "What, art thou drawn amoung these heartless hinds? Turn thee Benvolio, look upon thy death." -- Romeo and Juliet (anonymous entry 8/21/98)

Humperdinck: "Surrender!" Westley: "You mean you wish to surrender to me? Very well, I except." -- The Princess Bride (Sarah 8/21/98)

"Ray, did you fart?  Did you f***ing fart?  How can you stand that?" -- Rainman (Warm-Fuzzy 8/20/98)

Dr Evil to Austin: "Swinging, Parties, isn't it ironic? That in the 90's these are all considered to be--Evil?" -- Austin Powers (Amber H. 8/20/98)

Hudson: "This is great man! We're f****d! Game over man!" -- Aliens (Amber H. 8/20/98)

"Gentlemen, we are going to the Olympics!" -- Akira (Amber H. 8/20/98)

Ripley: Get away from her you B!TCH! Queen Alien: *HISSSSSS* -- Aliens (Amber H. 8/20/98)

"You ain't shootin' that green $#it at me!!!" [Will Smith] -- Independence Day (Amber H. 8/20/98)

Nazis: "Dr Jones..." Indiana & Dad both: YES? -- Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade (Amber H. 8/20/98)

"I'm gonnna chop you into 50 pieces and mail you to every state!" [Clown] -- Spawn (Amber H. 8/20/98)

"I'm gonna trod the earth... Like Caine on Kung Fu" -- Pulp Fiction (Eric 8/19/98)

"He reveals a feeble, crusty old white man. They trying to tell us that deep down inside we all wants to be white!" "Well isn't that true?" -- Chasing Amy (Eric 8/19/98)

"I tried licking my balls but I kept falling off the couch." -- Lethal Weapon 3 (Tom 8/18/98)

"I've heard a great deal about you, Mulan. You stole your fathers armor...ran away from home....impersonated a soldier.....endangered the lives of thousands of men......and destroyed my palace. And soon the world will know, of all the wonderful things you have done." -- Mulan (Kelly 8/14/98)

"Scully, I owe you everything. You owe me nothing." -- The X-Files (Mark B. 8/1/98)

"You keep your friends close and your enemies even closer." -- The Godfather (anonymous entry 7/30/98)

"You've made me a whole person." -- The X-Files (David 7/25/98)

" I had you big time." -- The X-Files (David 7/25/98)

"Scully, you gotta see this..." -- The X-Files (David 7/25/98)

"And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger to those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers, and you will know my name is the lord when I strike down upon thee." -- Pulp Fiction (anonymous entry 7/22/98)

"I'm the boss." -- Raging Bull (anonymous entry 7/22/98)

"I thought it was an eyepatch!" -- Six Days, Seven Nights (David 7/14/98)

Debbie Reynolds: "I love you dear."
Albert Brooks: "I know you think you do, mother." -- Mother (Chelle 7/14/98)

"It's beyond my control." -- Dangerous Liaisons (Chelle 7/14/98)

"No time for love Dr. Jones" -- Clerks (Eliot 7/8/98)

"Name miss?" "Dawson. Rose Dawson." -- Titanic (Girl 7/7/98)

"Yipeekaiyay Motherf***er" -- Die Hard (anonymous entry 6/17/98)

"I'm a maniac, maniac!" -- Tommy Boy (Renee 5/25/98)

"We are the weirdos, Mr." -- The Craft (Renee 5/25/98)

"These are the hotsheets? Supermarket tabloids?"
"Best investigative reporting on the planet. Go ahead, read the New York Times. Sometimes they get lucky." -- MIB (Val 5/12/98)

J: "Did you ever flashy-thing me?"
K: "No."
J: "I ain't playin' with you, K. Did you ever flashy-thing me?" -- MIB (Val 5/12/98)

"Hey, Dr....Whatever!"
"Dr. Whatever?" -- MIB (Val 5/12/98)

"To him? To be a whore to a gutter rat??"
"I'd rather be his whore than your wife!" -- Titanic (Val 5/12/98)

Mr. Andrews: "I'm sorry I didn't builld you a stronger ship, young Rose." -- Titanic (Jean 5/10/98)

"You may dispense with the pleasentries commander I am here to put you back on schedule." -- Return of the Jedi (David 5/8/98)

"Take you to him I will." -- Yoda in The Empire Strikes Back (David 5/8/98)

"I like it with just a dash of stinky on it." -- The Land Before Time V: The Mysterious Island (Ronni 4/24/98)

"I want to learn the ways of the force and become a Jedi like my father." -- Star Wars (Kristin 4/14/98)

"For never was a story of more woe than this of Juliet and her Romeo." -- Romeo and Juliet (Kimberly 4/11/98)

"My only love sprung from my only hate, too early unknown and known to late!" -- Romeo and Juliet (Kimberly 4/11/98)

"We aren't laughing at you. We're laughing near you." -- Dead Poets Society (The Divine Miss M 4/10/98)

"To crush your enemies, to see them driven before you, to hear the lamentation of their women... That is good." -- Conan the Barbarian (Tristan 4/9/98)

Scared man: "What's going on ? I've already been trick or treated to death tonight."
DR. LOOMIS : "You don't know what death is!" -- Halloween 2 (David 4/8/98)

"Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn." -- Gone With The Wind (Jennifer G. 4/7/98)

"Hello, you've reached the winter of our discontent." -- Reality Bites (Sharon 3/30/98)

Maverick: "Tower this is Ghostrider requesting a flyby."
Tower: "Negative Ghostrider, the pattern is full."
Goose: "This isn't a good idea Mav."
Maverick: "Time to buzz the tower Goose." -- Top Gun (Mace 3/23/98)

Gail: Here's an ending for you. The reporter left for dead in the news van comes to, comes across you two dumbf*** and foils your plans.
Sydney: I like that plan.
Billy: I know something u don't know .
Gail: What's that?
Billy: the gun works better with the safety off. -- Scream (Jess P. 3/23/98)

"foobar f****d up beyond all recognition." -- Tango and Cash (Jess P. 3/23/98)

Casper: I told you I was a good dancer.
Kat: Casper?
Casper: Can I keep you? -- Casper (Jess P. 3/23/98)

"All for one, and one for all." -- The Three Musketeers (Jess P. 3/23/98)

Marcus: I love you man.
Mike: You know you always be getting emotional after gun fights.
Marcus: It's because I'm glad I am still alive. -- Bad Boys (Jess P. 3/23/98)

Rose: You have a gift, Jack. You see people.
Jack: I see you. -- Titanic (Jess P. 3/23/98)

"He is my flesh, my blood...my brother...the only fact that has kept him alive. Until now." -- The Man in the Iron Mask (Jess P. 3/23/98)

"As you wish..." -- Princess Bride (Jess P. 3/23/98)

"I am the law..." -- Judge Dredd (Livvie P. 3/23/98)

"This is an ant eater, not a man eater!" -- Fierce Creatures (Mary Beth 3/21/98)

"The words out on you oneders. Hey, that's Wonders!" -- That Thing You Do! (Mary Beth 3/21/98)

Mrs. White: "Are you a cop?"
Mr.Green: "No, I'm a plant."
Miss Scarlet: "A plant? I thought most men like you were usually called a fruit." -- Clue (Meagan 3/20/98)

"My husband has three testicles....it's pretty disgusting." -- In and Out (Meagan 3/20/98)

"You killed Ted you medieval dickweed!!" -- Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure (Meagan 3/20/98)

"Do i make you horny, baby?" -- Austin Powers (Meagan 3/20/98)

"Your mother was a lizard!" -- Willow (Patricia B. 3/18/98)

"All you need is love...John Lennon, smart man. Shot in the back. Very sad." -- Independence Day (Tiffany P. 3/18/98)

Cal: "You're a good liar."
Jack: "Almost as good as you." -- Titanic (Denise 3/16/98)

Jack: "There's no arrangement, is there?"
Cal: "Oh, there is. Not that you'd benefit much from it." -- Titanic (Bryan 3/16/98)

"I always win, Jack, one way or another." -- Titanic (Andrea 3/16/98)

"Music to drown by. Now I know I'm in First Class!" -- Titanic (Mary Anna 3/16/98)

"When I grow up and get married, I'm living alone!" -- Home Alone (Mary Anna 3/16/98)

King Louis XIV: "I am a young king. But I AM king."
D'Artagnan: "Then be a good king." -- The Man in the Iron Mask (Andrea 3/16/98)

Rose: I believe you are blushing, Mr. Big Artist. I can't imagine Monsieur Monet blushing.
Jack: He does landscapes. -- Titanic (Jenny 3/3/98)

"We're not the ones who got fat."
"We're pregnant, you half-wit!" -- Romy and Michele's High School Reunion (James H. 2/25/98)

"Riddle me this, riddle me that. Who's afraid of the big, black BAT?" -- Batman Forever (Krista 2/25/98)

"A laundry service that delivers!" -- Batman & Robin (DJ 2/25/98)

Robin: "You're pretty good, little girl."
Batgirl: "Watch and learn, little boy." -- Batman & Robin (DJ 2/25/98)

"E.T. go home." -- E.T. (Leana 2/25/98)

"That's just something ugly people say!" -- Liar, Liar (Val 2/25/98)

George: "There she was. A vision in pink."
Michael: "She doesn't wear pink."
George: "She does, Michael, she does."
Julianne: "George..."
George: "You do."
Julianne: "I do." -- My Best Friend's Wedding (anonymous entry 2/23/98)

"Two households, both alike in dignity, in fair Verona where we lay our scene. From ancient grudge break to new mutiny, where civil blood makes civil hands unclean. From forth the fatal loins of these two foes, a pair of star cross'd lovers take their life!" -- Romeo and Juliet (anonymous entry 2/23/98)

"Get off my plane." -- Air Force One (rugratmaty 2/16/98)

"Cry after the date, like I do." -- Jerry Maguire (anonymous entry 2/15/98)

Hammond: "I'm not making the same mistakes again."
Malcolm: "No, you're making all new ones!" -- The Lost World (anonymous entry 2/15/98)

Rose: "The water is freezing, and there aren't enough lifeboats. Not enough by half. Half the people on this ship are going to die!"
Cal: "Not the better half." -- Titanic (anonymous entry 2/15/98)

"You know what the difference between you and me is? I make this look good!" -- Men in Black (anonymous entry 2/15/98)

"You're crazy!" "Everyone tells me that. But with all due respect miss, I'm not the one hanging off the back of a boat." -- Titanic (anonymous entry 2/15/98)

"Iceberg!  Right ahead!" -- Titanic (anonymous entry 2/15/98)

"You jump, I jump, right? -- Titanic (anonymous entry 2/15/98)

"My only love sprung from my only hate. Too early seen unknown and known to late. Prodigious birth of love it is to me, that I must love a loathed enemy!" -- Romeo and Juliet (anonymous entry 2/15/98)

"The AK-47, when you absolutely, positively have to kill every single motherf***er in the room, there is no substitute!" -- Jackie Brown (Jubin K. 2/3/98)

"Where's your drill sargent?"
"Blown up, Sir!" -- Stripes (Shannon 1/27/98)

"Don't say that, never say that!  Goonies never say die!" -- Goonies (Spartacus 1/27/98)

"Don't go dying on me now!" -- Dumb and Dumber (Wendy S. 1/22/98)

"It's like looking in the mirror--only not." -- Face/Off (Cihan N. 1/13/98)

"Doc: Why Johnny, I forgot you were there.. you may go now.
Wyatt: Leave the shotgun....." -- Tombstone (Luke 1/9/98)

"If I am going to get my balls shot off for a word, my word is Poontang." -- Full Metal Jacket (Chris A. 1/4/98)

"Crashed and burned on the first."
"And the other?"
"I'll tell you tomorrow, but it looks pretty good so far." -- Top Gun (Ashley, 12/24/97)

"1962 Ferrari, 1100 GT. Only 109 made. My father spent three years restoring this car. It is his love, it is his passion..."
"It is his fault he didn't lock the garage." -- Ferris Bueller's Day Off (Allie 12/19/97)

"Victims...aren't we all." -- The Crow (Dean R. 12/5/97)

"The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he doesn't exist." -- The Usual Suspects (Bob 12/2/97)

"Liver alone..." -- Scream (Sweety 11/28/97)

"They may take our lives, but they will never take our freedom!!" -- Braveheart (Gregory 11/26/97)

"Go back to England, and tell them that Scotland is free!!" -- Braveheart (Gregory B. 11/26/97)

"These Drug cartels represent a clear and present danger to the security of the United States." -- Clear and Present Danger (anonymous entry 11/26/97)

Dorothy: "I love him, Laurel. I love him for the man that he wants to be and for the man that he almost is..."
Ray: "Hi Jerry!"
Dorothy: "Tell me he's not there."
Laurel: "Okay, he's not there." -- Jerry Maguire (Ashleigh B. 11/19/97)

"I never did mind about the little things." -- Point of No Return (Kellie 11/18/97)

"You just keep putting your pickles on the plates, college boy, and leave the hard stuff to me." -- Dirty Dancing (Jennifer C. 11/14/97)

"Come out to the coast, we'll get together, have a few laughs." -- Die Hard 2 (James P. 10/21/97)

"Mr. Green: I'm a plant.
Miss Scarlet: I thought people like you are called Fruits.
Mr. Green: Ha-Ha, very funny." -- Clue (anonymous entry, 10/16/97)

"Well, Hello Mr. Fancy-Pants. I got some news for you, pal. You ain't leading but two things, Jack and S**t. Jack left town." -- Army of Darkness (anonymous entry, 10/16/97)

"It's a little childish and stupid, but then again so is high school." -- Ferris Bueller's Day Off (Scott R. 9/25/97)

"Do or do not, there is no try." -- Yoda in The Empire Strikes Back (anonymous entry 9/17/97)

"You have no idea." -- Jeremy Irons as Claus Von Bulow in Reversal of Fortune (FeetFirst 8/8/97)

"Show me the money!  Show me the money!  I love black people!" -- Jerry Maguire (Monica 8/8/97)

"I've had better!" -- Liar Liar (Berrahkas E. 7/27/97)

"Now go home and get your f#ckin' shinebox!" -- Goodfellas (Jerry T. 7/22/97)

"Unlimited technology from the whole universe and we're cruisin' around in a Ford P.O.S." -- Men In Black (Nathan D. 7/19/97)

Kimble: "I did not kill my wife."
Gerard: "I don't CARE."
                  -- The Fugitive (Jack V. 7/14/97)

"They can take our lives, but they can never take our freedom!!!" -- Braveheart (Thomas M. 7/13/97)

"I am your father!" -- The Empire Strikes Back (Thomas M. 7/13/97)

"Yeah, but if the pirates of the carribian breaks down the pirates don't eat the tourists." -- Jurassic Park (Jack V. 7/12/97)

"I'll cancel the pizza order then, sir." -- Alfred in Batman and Robin (Lourenda 7/4/97)

Maverick: "She's lost that loving feeling."
Goose: "No, no she hasn't"
Maverick: "Oh, yes she has."
Goose: "I hate it when she does that."
                 -- Top Gun (Lourenda 7/4/97)

"Hope is a good thing.  Maybe the best of things and no good thing ever dies." -- The Shawshank Redemption (BJ 6/30/97)

"I'm dying.  How are you?" -- Doc Holliday in Tombstone (Beav 6/30/97)

"Life...uh...finds a way." -- Jurassic Park (Dustin 6/27/97)

"I feel the need, the need for speed." -- Top Gun (Lourenda 6/23/97)

"What do you do?  What do you do?" -- Speed (Zandra W. 6/23/97)

"This one goes up to 11..." and "There's a very fine line between stupid and clever..." -- Spinal Tap (Jennie W. 6/14/97)

"Your shower shoes have fungus on them. You'll never make it to the bigs if your shower shoes have fungus on them. Think classy, and you'll be classy. If you win twenty in the show, you can let the fungus grow back, and the press will think you're colorful. Until you win 20 in the show, however, it means you're a slob." -- Bull Durham (anonymous entry 6/5/97)

"I may be synthetic, but I'm not stupid." -- Aliens (Chris 5/30/97)

"You're shooting too close to the rockets!  Hit him, but not the rocket!" -- The Rock (anonymous entry 5/30/97)

"Life is a banquet and most poor suckers are starving!" -- Auntie Mame (Sean M. 5/18/97)

"I can't LIE!!!" -- Liar, Liar (Monica R. 5/17/97)

"You're sort of a CREEPY person, aren't you?" -- Extreme Measures (Anonymous entry, 5/13/97)

"I was just taking her hand to help her out of the car. And I knew. It was...magic." -- Sleepless in Seattle (Anonymous entry, 5/6/97)

"I'm not going to sit here and blow sunshine up your a**, lieutenant!" -- Top Gun (Penelope S. 4/16/97)

"You're named after the dooog?!?!" -- Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade (anonymous entry 3/7/97)

"Stop side-seat driving!!" -- Independence Day (Lynzee 3/7/97)

"Inconceivable!",  "You keep using dat word...I do not think it means what you think it means." -- The Princess Bride (anonymous entry 3/7/97)

"I ate his liver, with some fava beans and a nice chianti... fvfvfvfvfvfvf..." -- Dr. Hannibal Lecter in The Silence of the Lambs (Brian G. 3/5/97)

"You've got the body, I've got the brains." -- Freddie K. in Nightmare On Elm Street 2 (Chavez 2/23/97)

"I enjoy being pessimistic.  It helps me to deal with my inevitable failure." -- The Brothers McMullen (Dustin B. 2/12/97)

"I'll see you in HELL." -- Han Solo in The Empire Strikes Back (Brian V. 2/12/97)

"Don't get cocky, kid." -- Star Wars (Sarah J. 2/11/97)

"Hercules, Hercules" -- The Nutty Professor (lenee 2/11/97)

"Ain't nothing wrong with a little relations." -- The Nutty Professor (Lil Mama 2/11/97)

"BATTLE!!!!" -- Michael (Karen T. 1/31/97)

"Turn to the right!!!!" -- Raising Arizona (Karen T. 1/27/97)

"Sloppy seconds ain't my style." -- Grease (Lisa W. 1/13/97)

"Your best, Losers whine about their best! Winners go home and F--K the Prom Queen!" -- The Rock (Jeff B. 1/3/97)

"Getting ready for school was like getting ready for extended deep sea diving. My little brother looked like a tick ready to pop." -- A Christmas Story (Jeff R. 12/20/96)

"We are men of action, lies do not become us." -- The Princess Bride (Mandy W. 12/20/96)

"God came down and stopped these M----F--- bullets." -- Pulp Fiction (Gabriel M. 12/19/96)

"There's such a shortage of perfect breasts in this world.  It would be a pity to damage yours." -- The Princess Bride (Grant H. 12/18/96)

"We need a bigger boat!" -- Jaws (anonymous entry 12/17/96)

"Cinderella story here at Augusta, former groundskeeper come from behind to lead the pack" - For golfers: Bill Murray as he whacks expensive flowers outside the clubhouse. -- Caddyshack (Dave D. 12/12/96)

"Give 'em hell, 54th!" -- Glory (Daniel R. 12/03/96)

"There can be only one." -- Highlander (Darryl B. 11/27/96)

"As if!" -- Clueless (Serena L. 11/26/96)

"......but nobody, but nobody can make it out here alone." - Janet Jackson as Justice in Poetic Justice, 1993 (Heather K. 11/26/96)

"My only love sprung from my only hate." -- Romeo and Juliet (anonymous entry 11/24/96)

"Oklahoma!  Oklahoma!  Oklahoma!" -- Dirty Rotten Scoundrels (Karen B. 11/15/96)

"I have a brain cloud." -- Joe vs. The Volcano

"FREE D-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-M ! ! ! ! ! " -- Braveheart

"Son...you got a panty on your head." -- Raising Arizona

"How very." -- Heathers

"You know...for the kids!" -- The Hudsucker Proxy

"Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya.  You killed my father.  Prepare to die." -- The Princess Bride

"Anyone...anyone..." -- Ferris Bueller's Day Off

"Feed me, Seymour!" -- Little Shop of Horrors

"I'll have what she's having." -- When Harry Met Sally

"No.  Be afraid.  Be very afraid." -- The Fly (1986)

"Hello, we are looking for the nuclear wessels in Alameda..." -- Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home

Got a favorite movie quote you want added to this page?  Fill out the form below: